po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.
by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

1. A person who ALWAYS says trololo.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
Freind: "Look in your lunchbox"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014

This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
by TheRealVastoLorde November 18, 2011

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
by derrien May 7, 2022

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010
