Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

salty breadstick

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

by only poly October 2, 2017

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty raisins

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.

Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!

by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

by jasonccc April 22, 2007

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015