National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

till lindemann

Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.

If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.

Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.

by Mssr. Voldemort January 11, 2006

TikThot

The thots of TikTok. They will wear less and less clothes in every video to get more followers and make sure you know they’re TikTok famous in school. Usually these girls are white and talk as if they are black and from the “hood” or “ghetto”.

Some dude- “Broooo do you even know any TikThots?”
Some other dude- “Fuck yeah dude I have so many TikThots on my snap bro check it”
Some dude- “Duuuuuude imagine being her father and knowing your daughter does this”

by HannahLover69 January 31, 2020

Swan Lake Tits

When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.

Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.

Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.

Jon: She still could get it, through.

Chuck: Hell, yeah.

by Niobe Rock February 26, 2011

bebe time

commonly used as an excuse, a period wherein an individual is restrained from participating in a particular conversation/recreation due to the time being occupied by the infamous "bebe".

"Sorry, mamaya nalang ako, bebe time pa kasi."

by phalaris the fish December 5, 2020

from time

way of sayin for a long time, since way back
been gettin money from time
been a gangsta from time
dem man been grindin from time

been gettin money from time
been a gangsta from time
dem man been grindin from time

by Molly Mike September 22, 2013

Tickle Tipson

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022