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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
mugGet the Bus driver wavemug.

rock pile driver

That rock pile driver killed everyone at today's comp
by satana December 31, 2008
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kieron driver

A person who acts straight in front of men. Also says "mate" a lot when talking to or near a attractive man.
by Dr Tataru February 7, 2020
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designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
mugGet the designated drunk drivermug.

bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber
Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022
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phunk driver

A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"

"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert December 27, 2007
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