The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
Get the Couch Firemug. a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
by v2b March 22, 2022
Get the lean couchmug. The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
Get the Couch Sassingmug. One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
Get the Couch Whoremug. by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
Get the couch tomatomug. A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 25, 2014
Get the couch twerkmug. by Cju178 November 13, 2017
Get the Porch couchmug.