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Heartless Bastard

A Teenager Who Is heartless/Doesn't Care/Doesnt Interact With Little Children Aged 3-12
Jesus Fucking Christ Andrew Is such a heartless bastard he refused to play with five-year-old Jackie when she came over the house
by Andy Sor September 16, 2017
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.
That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.
by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
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The bad bastard

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council
THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020
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huffy bastard

someone who takes offence and sulks,

i.e ya huffy bastard
put yer dummy back in ya huffy bastard
by harvey1690 July 28, 2019
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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faggadocious bastard

A person who is a bastard literally and figuretively, and who fancies himself as an icon or some sort of high and mighty god.
by Joey Perez April 8, 2008
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