Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.
by Schaaf May 01, 2019
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I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024
by ran2010 January 02, 2025
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I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by grootunknown January 02, 2025
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Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"
Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness
by Trunkermaloso April 11, 2024
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woke pilled

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.
by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022
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Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024
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