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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
mugGet the Salt demonsmug.

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".
by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015
mugGet the salt water lakemug.

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.
mugGet the salt machinemug.

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
mugGet the salt consumermug.

Salt

When something is fire fire, awesome and cool
This donut is salt bruh
by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
mugGet the Saltmug.

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.
jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.
by billferd January 1, 2014
mugGet the salted zankymug.

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