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Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame
You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.
by Snotcore February 13, 2023
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Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)
I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.
by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009
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Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.
I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.
by fid August 4, 2012
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Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person
Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.
by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013
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Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
by Masn December 4, 2007
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Internet explorer

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014
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Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009
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