Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

by fid March 21, 2012

Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

by hurlyburly2 April 01, 2009

internet ambien

Watching internet porn before bed

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌

by SekcWelds April 24, 2017

Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 29, 2013

internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat

Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr

by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009

Internet boomer

A old man that been on internet age. From 2000 to early 2010, and i feel there are stuck in that time frame

You is so old that you know, old man murray or confused matthew you internet boomer.

by Snotcore February 13, 2023

Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 05, 2005