Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

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Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

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jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

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Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.

"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"

by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018

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