The paradigm that light remains a constant when it bends.
The idea that gravity can change the shape of black holes but not the shape of photons.
The idea that gravity can change the shape of black holes but not the shape of photons.
Super-meta theory argues that gravity cannot bend light (as a constant) because it is being-bent by time in the future.
Light at the speed of infinity^infinity then travels up the metrology-plane (panformalist cylinder) attracting gravity which proceeds to bend black holes.
Light at the speed of infinity^infinity then travels up the metrology-plane (panformalist cylinder) attracting gravity which proceeds to bend black holes.
by flightfacilities December 7, 2020
Get the super-meta theorymug. The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.
"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."
"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021
Get the Chemical Bag Theorymug. If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
Get the The Boy's Sock Theorymug. when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..
by i’m a genuis July 25, 2019
Get the jess walton’s theorymug. When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.
boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.
by anonymous February 2, 2021
Get the read theory depressionmug. An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
Get the Critical Wealth Theorymug. Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.
CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
by jsisidore June 2, 2016
Get the conspiracy theory hijackermug.