reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.

Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

chaotic..system

chaotic..system is amazing but stinky

“hey did u know chaotic..system is amazing?”
“ye but they also stink”
“o”

by CyrilPee September 22, 2021

The den system

The den system is a system well known on Quotev.com. They’re widely hated for their toxic victim complex, predatory behaviors, and overall disrespect for the people around them. Sakura is the main one who gets slandered, however her sysmates Quackity, Cole, and Pearl get quite a bit of slander as well. The whole system is problematic White trash with mediocre looks and disgusting behavior.

“I hate the den system.”
“I agree.”

by Cigarettes out the window. August 8, 2022

The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.

The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.

by Lilgayy November 21, 2021