shitty mcfly

When you think you got the drip but it looks like shit

I got dressed but made myself look shitty mcfly

by Daddyuchiha420 January 2, 2023

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Whippin’ Shitties

When an intoxicated person is operating some form of transportation and crashes.

“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”

by Mads911 March 19, 2022

Shitty-Titty

A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.

Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"

by LogSmoocker April 4, 2023

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

Shitty Shotgun

When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent

Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!

by Ziklon December 22, 2019