shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Shart

The action in which someone releases a wet and soppy fart from their butthole that contains excrement.

PersonA: Ew, do you smell that?

PersonB: Yeah sorry I sharted

by O0O0O0 January 30, 2021

shart

heaven. chocolate ice cream.

hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one

by anonymous March 25, 2022

Shart

1. (verb) To attempt to fart but poop instead of farting, usually diarrhea

They sharted their pants in public.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023