if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!
random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner
by ilikepotatowaffles February 05, 2023
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
by The Smiling Sam November 03, 2013
by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025
Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.
Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
by HorndawgggAccent June 27, 2024