Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

Onion

1. Someone or something that tastes so spicy (even if it did not comes from an onion plant) that it makes want to vomit
2. A vegetable that comes from the onion plant
3. An ounce of a drug

1.Jack's friends licked him and said, "Bruh, you're an onion," even though he was a human.
2. This onion is spicy.
3. This bottle has 5 onions so it weighs 5 ounces.

by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019

Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.

Damn she be acting onions

by watchova April 7, 2024

Onion carriage

When your testicles have a sour onion like smell.

Man I have a real bad case of onion carriage right now!

by Roy McHebroid June 22, 2021

onionization

The process of satirical news of yore becoming real and ever more relevant. Derived from the name of a famous satirical news outlet The Onion.

I can see a high degree of onionization in current geopolitical affairs. This article has onionized. This will definitely be onionizing in a few years when an event happens again.

by j637man February 3, 2024