Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM

by TheStinky February 14, 2021

your mom

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your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018

Brad's Mom

An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.

Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.

Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.

OR

jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.

by Lucas13 September 10, 2008

Mom friend

A calm friend who you can rely on, usually an older member of your friendgroup
Usually called "Mom" or "Mother" as a nickname by younger members of the group

Toni: "Have you seen cait? I need comforting from our mom friend"
Beth: "No I'm sorry, I am also searching for mother"

by Lolibit February 3, 2021

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

by TomNook June 9, 2011