online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

suicide 25

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.

Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019

Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube

Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.

by Anonymous But Nott January 25, 2021

Suicide chicken

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.

"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

by Informative memer March 9, 2020

suicide coins

The attention one gets from acting openly depressed as if they are going to commit suicide.

MAN 1: "Man did you see what Jason posted on his story? I'm really worried about him."

MAN 2: "Nah fam. He's aight he's just doing that for attention. He's just tryna get suicide coins"

by HeyShane May 23, 2018

suicide kid

Suicide kid isn’t essentially a thing, but a talented rapper who’s career was cut short by what his music truly represents which is his life story of thugging and just being the hardest Zoe boy who came out of Florida. JAYO SAMA

Suicide kid, hard mother f**cker

by JAYO sama March 12, 2021

Social Suicide

To commit an act that kills you social life.

example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.

Aron just commit social suicide by tagging his crush on a valentines day post.

by lemirlo February 6, 2017