Fun Sucker

Children...because they suck the fun out of your life

Can I bring my fun sucker to the party? No!

by ZRogers86 June 15, 2018

.9.Jones Sucker Dick.9.

.9.Jones Sucker Dick.9.

.9.Jones Sucker Dick.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

You Young Dick Sucker

You Young Dick Sucker

You Young Dick Sucker

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022