stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Stokespoint

An experience that heavily shaped one’s development and the way in which other’s perceive you. Often times, these are childhood experiences that can explain specific characteristics of a person, whether physical, emotional, or personality-based

“Yo Desiree, did you guys know that Erica has uneven pupils from falling down the stairs as a kid?”
“Damn what a stokespoint!”

by Theresa$tinks04 December 3, 2022

Stokestral

Mass genocide

The stokestral of 1914 is a big part of history.

by Shakespeare123 January 9, 2023

strokeversary

a day in which one celebrates surviving a stroke.

"Today is my fifth strokeversary and I never felt more alive"

by ervik February 13, 2023

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.

You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

Stroker choker

The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.

My friend died from a stroker choker :(...

by 👣👅 July 11, 2023