super straight

The “sexuality” of someone who gets 0 bitches

“hey what’s your sexuality?”

“oh i’m super straight 😈”
*gunshots*

by ifuckinghatesuperstraights March 17, 2021

straight

a mental illness 😿

"ew straight people

the symptoms of straightness are :
-renegading
-listening to lewis capaldi and the radio
-watching Tony lopez
-favourite song being dance monkey
-watching the following : greys anatomy, friends and riverdale

- being boring

by fr0ggy 🐸 August 12, 2020

Straight Edge Kid

General douchebag version of a drug free kid.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.

Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.

Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.

Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.

Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.

Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)

OR

Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.

OR

Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)

OR

Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!

Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.

by greatperson82734823964807 November 14, 2009

super straight

I straight cis boy who's never been close to a woman and doesn't wash their ass when they shower because it's "gay"

Kyle Royce on TikTok claims he is super straight when, in fact, he's just transphobic.

In this example, Kyle Royce is giving a fancy title, "super straight," to being transphobic.

by pe0plesuck March 7, 2021

straight white

Cocaine, crack or powder

Servin Straight White, (selling cocaine)

by Jaxx1671 December 30, 2005

Straight Sized

A person who has self control in their food consumption and is therefore at a healthy body weight

'I hate sitting next to a straight sized person on the bus, they take up half of my second seat'

by BertYoderYT October 25, 2022

straight edge

A philosophy begun by Ian McKaye and the Minor Threat boys in the days of yore. Abbreviated sXe. It started out just no drinking, drugs, or smokes, then the philosophy was distorted into including veganism and no casual sex. Still not a terrible thing, until hypocrites in Utah decided "hey, this would make a good gang!" and totally raped the whole idea. Because, you know, it was meant to DECREASE violence and death. Not beat the shit out of the poor faggot caught with a beer in his hand. so...

good example of straight edge: Davey Havok or Justin Sane, basically anyone adhering to the original concept

bad example: Salt Lake City assholes killing hobos with cigarettes in their mouths

sXe used to be cool, then Utah bastards killed it.

by not important March 15, 2005