cheap steven

Masterbating inside ones trousers and underwear because they're cheap

Callum's such a perv, he had class with Megan so he just had a cheap Steven in the middle of maths

by Chode gargalling fuck toilet June 17, 2016

quiet steven

When you ask your friend/homeboy to step out of the car so he/she can get some

Steven: Excuse me do you mind stepping out of the car?

Jackson: Oh why? Are you going to give her the quiet Steven?

Steven: You already know!

by JerkyJack July 17, 2018

Cheeky Steven

A term used for a cheating man or a cheeky smile. When a man is cheating on his significant other he gives off a look or a cheeky smile to the person he is supposedly cheating with (usually a business colleague) that gives off the hint that they are more than just friends. Usually the other person is mesmerised by cheeky stevens smile that they fall head over heals for them

Steven: Oh hi Bec *cheeky smile*
Bec: O-Oh Hi steven
Person 1: Oh good old cheeky steven
Person 2: Hes doing another cheeky

by user12345363 August 26, 2020

Haram Steven

Another form of steven with high level of haram meters. Sing sex bomb by Tom Jones in 6 different languages, always a hard worker and love laugh and drink.

A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.

No one can harm Haram Steven!! He is a mulkurul!

by Itsmejanedoe October 24, 2020

Sticky Steven

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.

Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

Stickethen Steven

Simply A Superior Being.

"I LOVVEEE STICKETHEN STEVEN AGAGAHAAGAHHAAGGAHAGAHHAGAAG"

by TheBiggledyWiggledy February 8, 2022

Tweaking Steven

Tweaking Steven: often used when someone is high on crytstal meth, meaning “delusional “ or “disconnected from reality “ often they are also extremely paranoid and create imaginary relationships with people who aren’t real. Probably borderline schizophrenic and often have a low IQ…

“Damn, he’s tweaking Steven tonight! He is up in the tree yelling at a crow that he knows the crow was planted there to gather intel”

“Don’t go in public man, you’re tweaking Steven”
So sad that tweaking Steven is homeless due to his lack of intelligence

by Shanannabananas February 22, 2022