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steve-greene

To take without asking, at times with the false promise of return.
Jim: Hey, did you steve-greene my beer?

Joe: Hey, is that MY lawn mower?
Bill: Oh, yeah, I just needed it for a sec.
Joe: Alright, but you better not steve-greene it!
by jjDolan March 22, 2008
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Uncle Steve

A complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more retarded.
Hey Matt, lets saran wrap that that dude's desk. He'll try to play it off like he did for some dumb ass reason. hes such an uncle steve.
by Roncast Special May 17, 2009
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Steve Nash

1.The act of grabbing testicles in the dick region while they are suspended in the air, especially at a higher elevation.
2.The act of grabbing balls.
3.Having a chest or body part more hairy than a freaking gorilla.
1.Dude, your girlfriend pulled a Steve Nash on me last night!
2.His armpits are pretty Steve Nash. I mean, they are REALLY Steve Nash.
by Funky Phree January 17, 2007
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Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera
Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
by Barista420 September 8, 2012
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Steve-A-Reeno

The greeting/pet name for anyone named Steven, Stephen or Steve that you really like, but either have nothing else important to say to them or you can't recall their last name. May be followed by "Stevemeister", "Steve-O" and/or "The Stevester."
"HEY! It's Steve-A-Reeno! The Stevemeister. The Stevester. How's it going...dude?"
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Pinky Steve

The sexual act of wetting one's pinky, sticking it in an anus, and quickly retracting it to make a wet popping noise
Guy 1: Bro did you bang her last night

Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise

Guy 1: Pinky Steve?

Guy 2: (Troll face)
by Heff Garsha May 29, 2011
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Steve Johnson

A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.

Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.

4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year

Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.

Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.

Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
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