Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.

"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*

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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

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1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet

Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan

black status by Te61 June 20, 2016

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Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

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One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.

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I had a threesome so I have Legendary sex status

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When a rapper especially lil baby when they rap is immaculate they earn Big dawg status

Ayy did you hear that song called wants and needs lil baby had Big dawg status on that song

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