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secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."
by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005
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angry squirrel

an angry squirrel is another sex thing ------->

u have to get the girl on a leash, and u run around with the other end of the leash, and she will chase after ur nuts like an angry squirrel
by Paco gordo December 24, 2007
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secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007
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pocket squirrel

a girl that hangs on her man constantly, with no regard for his desire to move around and talk to others.
my boy couldn't hang out 'cause she was draped all over him like a fucking pocket squirrel.
by pussy stomper September 12, 2009
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squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them
Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker
by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014
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squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011
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red squirrel

(1) The Eurasian Red Squirrel - a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in Eurasia. Due to the introduction of the Eastern Grey Squirrel from North America, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the British Isles, however, contrary to Anglo-centric assumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of Eurasia and its conservation status is "Least Concern", meaning that it is not remotely threatened.

(2) The American Red Squirrel - a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of North America. These little assholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. Like their Eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of "Least Concern".

(3) A natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.
Person 1: The red squirrel is almost extinct!

Person 2: So why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from Portugal to Japan?
by trex1985 January 21, 2011
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