cold spoon

when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.

men... you know. cold spoon.

by sic fuk January 4, 2011

Stinky Spoon

Stinky Spoon

someone who is a shit stirrer

See also: Smelly Spork

"AHHHHH!!!!! Don't trust that bitch with anything, she is such a STINKY SPOON! She loves to stir the shit!"

by Klogem December 11, 2009

Italian spoon

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

by marcuscarcus March 2, 2011

Evil waaooouuugh spoon

A wicked and spooky spoon that was once licked by an evil and very ugly orc.

Juan: Hey what´s that thing you are holding?
Juan 2: OMG is the Evil waaooouuugh spoon!!!!!

by Juan Jorge December 25, 2007

Dusting the spoon

You have no more dope so you go back and dig in the trash for that last sack that you threw away. Then after finding the baggie you flip it inside out and scrape the dust that was inside onto the spoon hoping and praying you accidentally left some on accident! Spoon Duster!

After digging the sack out of the trash in a desperate and frantic attempt of dusting the spoon hoping to catch a high!

by lostsoul5150 October 5, 2011

Popcorn witta spoon

When some dumb ugly nigga eat popcorn witta spoon

Shut up ugly nigga you prolly eat popcorn witta spoon

by Justlookingtomakewords March 3, 2019

womb spoon

a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. A.K.A. soul patch . Generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don't want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to "express themselves" via creative facial hair...

"Damn Gina, this guy I picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn't believe it. Gawd, if I wasn't so desperate for dick I never would have even let him buy me a drink."

by C-Dilla January 4, 2008