spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

spide

to crawl around with eight legs

oh shit i saw a spider spiding on my wall

spide

by FlashlightMemelord February 10, 2018

SpiderDick

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably

Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom

by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018

Spider Queen

Billie Eilish

She is such a spider queen.

by Billie Eilish Fan January 29, 2019

Translucent spider

Paint your penis multiple colours and jizz on a wall

Ah lad the translucent spider is some craic

by The viper higgins January 13, 2020

Spider

The most useless creatures on earth. They are eight legged freaks whose only purpose on this earth are to terrify the piss out of humans so much that they had to name a phobia after it... ARACHNOPHOBIA.

Jaime finally got some sense and unloaded a clip of air soft bullets on the useless spider.

by BNEW3702 October 27, 2008

the spider

A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.

E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|

by Pedi August 21, 2004