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Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
by raisin brand February 9, 2017
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Cooter Spider Legs

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!
by Molly McButter May 24, 2010
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The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.
I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.
by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021
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Spider-Man 3

Christ on a cracker guys, it wasn't that bad. Sure the whole 'Venom thing' was horrible, but that wasn't Sam Raimi's fault, it was SONY's. SONY kept pushing Venom over and over again until poor Sam gave up.
Person 1: Spider-Man 3 sucked! I hate Sam Raimi!
Person 2: Don't blame Sam Raimi, blame SONY.
by Mr. Broderson January 22, 2021
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Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.
Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.
by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014
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Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3
Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.
by Adrian November 30, 2004
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Go fuck spiders

To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.
Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.
by rjc56 July 30, 2006
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