sir-spank-a-cat

noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.

1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!

by Victor the man May 3, 2005

spank

Very good; excellent.

In common usage by late 2004. First media use by rapper Xzibit in 2005.

That ride is spank, yo.

by Drew McCarthy August 25, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

Spank

To stealing something.

He got arrested for spanking some kid's bike.

by Phil Czaplicki October 26, 2005

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005