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Sock Fucker

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015
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Cat socks

cat socks are very important cause the cover Suzie's crusty wusty backfoot
by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019
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Black sock

1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours

2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath

3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.

4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock

5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process

6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.
Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave

Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john

im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John
by Gaybruma July 14, 2019
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pink sock

when the inside of your asshole hangs out of you ass in a pink color
damn i fucked that chick so hard that she had a pink sock the next morning
by tity licker April 18, 2018
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Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air
I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?
by Tekashi=pinksock December 17, 2018
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sock dream

A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.
"She just had a sock dream a few minutes ago... God, I'm jealous."
by Kipper May December 27, 2004
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Electric Socks

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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