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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.
I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”
by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022
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Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.
Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!
by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023
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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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snack necklace

A collection of snack threaded on a string. Generally homemade. Good for snacking when attending beer festivals.
What are you going to use for your snack necklace? I’m going to use pretzels, gummy bears and circus peanuts.
by anonymous January 19, 2023
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snack story

A type of activity to read a book of something about snacks.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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snack party

A type of party for celebrating to have snacks.
I'm having a snack party.
by Ritacca February 18, 2023
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