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smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.
She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008
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Hulk Smash

When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.

Also she can have a "hulk smash body"

Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine

Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!

Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
by JPMDSK September 16, 2009
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Button Smash

To rapidly press, or "smash", a certain button, very fast. It is most likely used in a quick time event.
Gamer: Man, one time, I was playing BF3, and it asked me to button smash the "X" key, man, after that, the "X" key wasn't the same anymore!
Sexy Guy: I also had the same problem with a girl, last night!
by KOOLGUY® (PT) July 6, 2014
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Smash Mouth

A common term used in referring to a welder because of all the cocks they enjoy smashing in and around their mouth. Also see Tykake
Welder: Hey now... I'm an allstar...
Co-workers: Hey Smash Mouth, hows that arc burn?
by Counterguy June 6, 2018
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smash cakes

Imma go over to the lady's house to smash cakes.
by MTBJoel March 31, 2009
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