Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

Sloppy Jack

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.

"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."

by cannabis420 March 18, 2015

sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.

In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.

by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008

Slippery Whistle

When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.

Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!

I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!

by l69lSlipperyWhenWet November 6, 2010

slappycake

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.

I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...

by RoadKing August 15, 2006

Slipperoo

1. When a man and a woman are fucking the bed, but not each other, and the male counterpart is about to rape the woman, he shouts out "Slipperoo!"

2. A magical rapist kangaroo.

Man: "Want to go fuck that bed with me?"
Woman: "Hmmm...Okay."

(One minute later)
Man: "Woopsi-daisy. Slipperoo!"
Woman: "Oh, no! Why do I keep falling for this?"

by Mouth Organ March 13, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.

- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.

by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018