Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

Simole

A common literary typo wherein an individual mistyped the word, "simple".

Oh no, I accidentally typed simole instead of simple.

by Jevburl August 13, 2022

simplesmp

hell

im going to simplesmp

by ddawD September 25, 2022

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Example sentences:

"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."

by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023