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Ministry of Silly Walks 

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.
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Dont Be silly wrap your Willy 

Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex
Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy

Dick Silly 

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.
I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!
Dick Silly by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

pump ye silly 

WHEN YOU INJECT YOUR FAT COCK INTO THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT THE MOUTH
if you just just gave a girl really good anal it would be pump ye silly
pump ye silly by Kenith_ July 8, 2018

“This is not the hour for silly geese” 

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”
Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

slap me silly 

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.
John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
slap me silly by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

get silly 

To drink; to get wasted. Silly is another term for drunk.
Your kid: "Hey guys, I stole a 12-pack of Natty from my dad's fridge. Wanna get silly tonight."
Friend: "No, I think we'll just smoke crack instead."
Your kid: "OK, save a couple rocks for me!"

"Get silly...don't stop when the beat drop, just keep shakin' it, get silly." -Sean Paul

"Got me gettin' so silly right now..." -Beyonce

"E'rybody in the club gettin' silly." -J-Kwon
get silly by Nick D July 19, 2004