Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

The Scutters

The small mechanical repair robots on Red Dwarf

The Scutters give Rimmer the V-Sign alot

by El Scutto September 7, 2009

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

budgie scuttler

Chafing your penis in tight underwear.

These thongs are proper budgie scuttlers.

by pingu-madhatter April 19, 2014

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017

Frap Shatting

When someone’s is ultimately killing your vibe.

Megan: “Let's go do keg stands over there”
Hope: “Nah dude. I have a headache”
Megan: “Stop frap shatting on me bruh”

by HuntMegs May 18, 2019