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shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
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Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.
“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!
by anonymous July 19, 2024
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Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start
Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.
by B&E9 August 8, 2024
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Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
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Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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