sexual hamburger

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!

Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.

by Bagel Dog January 29, 2006

sexual intercoarse

when a boy elephant meets a girl elephant they partake in akts of sexual itercoarse

two elephants at the zoo doin it with little kids watching

by west side monkey December 17, 2004

Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.

Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.

by JustifiedbyJesus December 19, 2020

Bre-sexual

Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you

Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*

by Lokiwild March 29, 2019

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 08, 2013

Vehicular Sexuals

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.

Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.

by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015