swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect

the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down

by rosemary m May 8, 2007

swing chin

Stroaking a girls throat or chin back and forth with your hand while recieving a blow job to increase the pleasure.

Hollie was sucking my dick so i decided so swing chin to help her get me off.

by Phil Mycrotch September 15, 2007

patrick spewing

Australian ryhming slang. A reference to former New York Knick Patrick Ewing who rocked the court in a moustache.

Used when disappointed with a turn of events.

"Mate I can't come to your barbecue"

"Patrick spewing"

by Hazzaz November 9, 2007

closet swinger

A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.

p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

by Feist4321 November 26, 2007

banjo swinger

Reference to a not-to-bright person. From the dueling banjo movie.

"If he were any dumber,he'd be a real banjo swinger!"

by Labastacopesta December 29, 2008

silly sexing

being retardidly stoopid and annoyingly loud while fucking everywhere in your room
to piss off horny roommates

Max and briana moaned and screamed, banged and pelvic thrusted very slowly......., than incredibly fast, against the wall, floor, and bed extremely loud while listening to mumford and sons turned all the way up untiil both reached orgasm, to give there roomates a little taste of their own medicine. AKA silly sexing

Briana gave max a bj also.

by jackandjill69 September 26, 2012

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015