catimus sarcasticus

when your cat is trying to be sneaky but they are being so obvious that it's almost like they're joking.

"the cat was being so catimus sarcasticus today, he was going to pounce on me and he wiggled his butt and stared right at me!"

by The god of all cats November 20, 2020

Liza Sarchimelia

a girl I absolutely adore but she doesn't give a single fuck about it

Liza Sarchimelia has got the most beautiful eyes in the world

by Hugh_Jass_head November 21, 2021

Liza sarchimelia

Normally, the girl with the most beautiful eyes in the world, which can make your heart melt in a single beat. She truly is the one to die for. Easily the kind of girl that every classical author would love to write a love letter to. Apart from that, she is very funny, quick-witted and always ready for comebacks. They might get floppy, but that can happen to anyone. Consider yourself very lucky if you get to know her!

I love Liza sarchimelia and her not so beautiful smile

by Hugh_Jass_head November 22, 2021

The Sarcastic Nerdy Bestfriend

that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".

i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!

by spaceghostee May 4, 2022

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.

The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

by chaddiffer February 16, 2024