Sanchezicles

After anal sex, the act of licking or sucking the poop off ones mates penis.

The director said that it was time for the sanchezicles scene.

by dirty p January 2, 2006

Holy Sanchez

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff December 10, 2008

Hairy Sanchez

Covering my girlfriends Jizzed covered upper lip with pubes cut from my ball sack

My girlfriend looked like Hitler after I gave her a Hairy Sanchez

by Sweetchiba November 29, 2012

Mustard Gas Sanchez

You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!

Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!

by Phillip Jefferson McDonald August 13, 2008

an albino sanchez

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then she spits it back on his dick then he wipes it across a girls upper lip

angelie, and kacie had an albino sanchez

by papa wilson January 17, 2012

The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the n asty, s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metros.exual, in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was f-ing awesome!!!!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

Spicy Sanchez

After consuming one teaspoon of Da Bomb "Ground Zero" the male sticks his finger up his own ass and then wipes it on the chicks upper lip to give her a moustache. Its not pleasant and burns.

When Joe learned his wife was going to leave him (with the kids) he decided to give her a Spicy Sanchez to teach her a lesson.

by Kevin96 December 30, 2005