square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair

I had a big square firecracker in class

square firecracker by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Square Baby 

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.

"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"

Square Baby by 2xMVR February 15, 2023

random squared 

randomer than random

indescribable circle ^ random squared! SUPERMALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random squared by "fun 'n' games" March 14, 2008

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

Time Squared by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

Bliss Squared 

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

Bliss Squared by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

granny square 

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

granny square by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

Sphincter Square Dance 

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

Sphincter Square Dance by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014