dirt socks

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.

Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks

by shangvshanger April 4, 2008

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nike sock

weed in a condom

nick had a nike sock in his back pocket

by popcorn hands September 23, 2016

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A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015

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Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018

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