Smellf

A smell with a pungent "f" aroma. The letter "f" is very distinguishable through this smell.

Guy: "Hey, whats that smellf?"

Girl: "Oh it's just my falafel dipped in various questionable liquids."

Guy: "Well that is one of the worst smellfing things I have ever smellfed."

by RonladReagan May 12, 2011

you smell what I'm cooking

You understand what I'm saying???

You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?

by poppaamick May 28, 2006

Smellies

A British alternative for bath oils and perfume.

"Would some smellies be a nice gift for her brithday?"

by Anonymous January 2, 2005

Monkey Smalls

An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.

On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"

by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005

Golden Smell

A symbol with the phrase "Golden Smell" printed on a generic brand of bamboo chopsticks, often found at Chineese buffet's. It may be a large scale misprint that has been overlooked for years, or it may have an actual meaning hitherto and still amorphous.

If these chopsticks do not have the Golden Smell I will not use them.

by Borg Burger Dick July 6, 2008

smell my face

In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.

I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!

by richardc May 30, 2006

Biggy Smalls Syndrome

A female consisting of a fat ass and no tits.

"Hey Ricky, dating that chick that has Biggy Smalls Syndrome will ultimately lead to your downfall."

by T.L. September 11, 2005