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Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
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snapperized

To be bitten by a females "red snapper"-her pussy.
Man, I was snapperized by that bitch!
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Slipper

A small fluffy dog such a shih Tzu, Poodle, Maltese, etc. they are often slippers because they resemble furry bedroom slippers.
Our slipper, Toby will not stop barking at the neighbors cat.
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as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick
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slippery

Slick; can be slid upon easily.
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shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.
Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”
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Snapper

a dangerous turtle to stay away from...
Fu*k! That snapper just took my finger off!!!
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