back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 07, 2010
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 10, 2020
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Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
by Dano Luvoe July 01, 2021
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Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.
by Carpsmostwanted69 January 11, 2025
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
by gossip rat December 02, 2020
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Santa Deniers

Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.
by EAFANATIC August 17, 2023
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