Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

fat fucking retard

One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.

ur a fat fucking retard and you should kill yourself because nobody likes you

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles April 11, 2022

Spun hard retard

A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.

Man 1- Dude, you better slow down, relax and get some rest bro, your acting like a spun hard retard

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

Lawson the FNF loving retard

All he does is play FNF all day n9t playing with his friends, has no rizz or any bitches.

Fuck you lawson the FNF loving retard

by JaytheSsumdeeSucker February 8, 2023

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

retard

-A derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability.

-An insultive word that can be used towards someone who is NOT mentally handicapped.

Guy1: I completely PWNED that kid in xbox live today!
Guy2: LOLZZZZ what a retard!

by hey it's pat December 29, 2007

Retard

the dumbest motherfucking idiot you'd ever meet, or hear of.

The first band had a kick ass drummer, he was awesome, and the third band was great but the sound guy was a retard.

by douche mcallister May 24, 2010