the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

by qtiplover1000 June 16, 2021

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by a stupid idiot on the internet September 13, 2021

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For some reason you tried to write every single key on a scandinavian keyboard, you are bored and weird.

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by Synne.needs.a.more.creative.na November 24, 2022

FU Q

FU Q is the same as Fuck you, but in internet slang

Guy 1: You Suck
Guy 2: Fu Q n00b

by slanguer1337 June 26, 2008

susie-Q

The most awesome chick you ever met on spring break (How do you like your Panama?)

That Susie Q drank about a million tequila shots...

by *A Fan* March 21, 2005

mooseiph'q

Archaic plural form of "moose"; also, a card game loosely based on "Crazy Eights".

Steve and Mary played mooseiph'q until their inner ears became gangrenous, at which point they sang "Freebird" and passed out.

by the Jazz March 2, 2004

magic q

The last quarter ounce of drugs. Known for its potency and high desirability.

I can't believe how ripped Joe got off of my magic q last night.

I've got to get more for my stash. I'm down to my magic q.

by MagicRay June 24, 2009