Poon

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.

1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.

by Purog February 8, 2004

Poon

A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".

There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.

by Pellucidon September 25, 2004

Poon

A word to describe somebody who is extremely ridiculous. It can also describe people who are completely out of control.

He is such a Poon.
(Which means he is ridiculous or out of control or both)

by Foooo September 29, 2004

poon tent

The hood of the clitoris

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.

by trianos January 20, 2005

poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..

Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!

by titaniummike January 11, 2008

Poonbag

A hastling person whom never keeps quiet. This person is often made fun of and criticized for his or her ways

Stephen Abraham is the biggest poonbag i know

by QLN May 20, 2008

Poonabutt

Having the smell of both pussy and butt.
Usually after how sweaty sessions where all that hot sweaty nasty gets all mixed together and gets that 'funk' that funk, is Poonabutt.

Ted Danson: Hey man, your fingers smell like poonabutt!?
Mel Gibson: Ya well... dont sniff my fingers. *aim small miss small*

by JackDaw March 31, 2009