Peans

Pronounced: Peens, (like "beans")

Similar in sound to the word Peens but having an opposite meaning. Peans means to have a large dick that many know of through reputation. Peans is very much considered a compliment to someone, as opposed to Peens.

(*Note: Peens means to be a penis eater)

Man 1:Dude! that guy is such a peans!
Man 2: I know man! his peans is crazy!

Woman 1: His peans would be amazing to see.

by The original pean. December 13, 2009

peanut butter and jelly

a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior

my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly

by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008

Peanut Butter

When one's ball sack sticks to his legs

"God damn, I have peanut butter again."

by edwarddompnoggin82 January 1, 2010

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

peanut butter mouth massage

a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.

B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 16, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When you get diarrhea on your period.

Not tonight, honey, it's peanut butter jelly time.

by Okori Wadsworth January 9, 2010

happy peanut

Peanuts that come out in your poop.

Damn I had happy peanuts but i didnt even eat any!

by Noah R April 7, 2004